A couple of days ago, I (foolishly) thought “y’know what, I want to cook some lasagna today. Let me google a quick recipe.” What a mistake! What an idiot I …
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First as Tragedy, Then as Farce / Too Late
There’s a kitschy meme that circulates the corners of the internet I lurk that reads something like: “I’m getting real tired of living through historic events.” I used to think …
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The Ceasefire In Palestine-Israel: A Timeline
While this article aims to cover the Israel-Hamas ceasefire deal that was reached on Sunday, January 19, we feel that it would be incomplete without a retelling of the series …
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Los Marquez: A Hidden Gem of Harrisonburg
I love Mexican food. Look, I get it: the food a gringo like me considers “Mexican” could probably be better described as “Mexican diaspora” or “Mexican American” cuisine, but I …
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Donald Trump Wins 2024 Presidential Election
“Absolutely terrifying.” This is what Senior Allie Smith had to say as the election results rolled in Tuesday night. A transgender woman and music education major, Smith expressed worry at …
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Will and Zack’s Autumn Music Sampler
God, fall is so sick. The weather is perfect, the vibes are high, and the food is great. What more could you want in a season? Well, there may be …
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23 Lessons From a 23 Year Old
Hi. My name is Will Blosser. I am a graduate student, student-newspaper-lackey, and audiophile. As I’m sure you can tell from my writing, I’ve got it *all* figured out–and recently, …
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EMU Welcomes Five New Faculty Members to Campus
This fall, five new faculty members joined the Eastern Mennonite University and Eastern Mennonite Seminary communities. Representing four unique departments, these individuals bring a wide range of experience and expertise …
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Who Will Win The 2024 Presidential Election?
Kamala. Gasp! No buildup? No dramatic introduction? NOPE! It’s gonna be Kamalamania this November, and we might as well start preparing the confetti cannons now. How can I be so …
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The Transition to Aramark Facilities: A Timeline
“The whole way things were handled was so wrong. We felt less than human and definitely did not feel valued at all. We had worked so hard to hold things …