99

A Day in the (Chicken) Life

Look a bug

mine

no mine no mine no mine

where did the water go?

oh there

like before

was that rock there a second ago?

let me go peck it

WAIT

a bug

mine

no mine no mine no mine

let me peck that rock

whose egg is that?

oh its gone

hi people

hi person

what’s that think in your hand

it’s shiny it’s

no no no

DON’T TOUCH ME

I’m running away now look how fast

why did Helen’s head fall off

wait what’s happening

I forgot why I ran

oh, hi person

hi

Ode to My Butt

Oh! hallowed hindquarters, capacious caboose

how you flap when I walk, both your cheeks hanging loose

how you groove, gently wiggle, like gelatin pie,

and the smooth curving slope where the butt meets the thigh…

Oh! I love how you fill up the largest of pants

how you make me look good when I’m trying to dance.

My glorious gluteus, deluxe derriere

if I fall, then you catch me, a fine-cushioned chair.

Some say you’re too large, my sweet bountiful buns

but I think we both know they’re the envious ones.

Oh! prolific posterior, undulant underplace

I thank you for being a lavish home base.

10 Pm Harvest Moon

Out of the night

a glowing on the horizon

under starred night

I cannot uncatch my eye from this smudge

crimson haze

rising over the valley ridge

the moon

dyed with pomegranate blood

Our Lady Luna

doused in red

an unbroken yolk resting on the mountain crest

I look away

but am drawn back

by the waning gibbous burned into my eyelids

Virginity /Vәr’jinәdē/ The State of Never Having Had Sexual Intercourse

riding to pride in the back bucket seat of a mom van

a question comes from shotgun

do you remember what clothes you were wearing when you

lost your virginity?

stories spill

as I muse over mine

I –

I think I remember

high waisted floral shorts

olive green crop top

but

as lesbian music filters through speakers

how lucky you are how lucky to be you how lucky I’d be to

walk a mile in your shoes

I second guess

was it really –

how –

what exactly –

did that –

the technicalities

of my purity

do not fit

on your preprinted

olive oil labels

(extra virgin? probably not)

for when I had sex for the first time

the regulations weren’t written

for situations involving two vagina-owners (only)

an evaluation of my worth and respectability and cleanliness

and value and personality and

status and experience and appeal and attractiveness

all fit snugly into

an archaic outdated patriarchal objectification

a subjective concept

I am subjected to

without the power

to reject

shamed in losing an abstract illusion

too late or too early

deciding who did it “wrong” and who did it “right”

With so many contradictions

stapled to my soul

I cannot see my own merits

ripping them off

I arrange them

to spell

ENOUGH

and continue singing along to lesbian music in the back

bucket seat of a mom van on the way to

pride

Sports Information Intern

Contributing Writer

More From Canvas