Dear Wit & Wise, 

Lately, it feels like the rain just won’t quit, and getting to class has turned into an epic battle against the elements. I find myself trudging through puddles, dodging raindrops, and arriving at lectures looking like a soggy mess. It’s seriously impacting my motivation and mood, and I dread the thought of stepping outside. How can I survive this never-ending rainy season without turning into a hermit and missing out on classes and social activities? Any tips for making the trek more bearable would be greatly appreciated!

Thanks, the Soggy Student. 

Dear Soaked Scholar, 

Thank you for reaching out about your struggles with the relentless rain. It sounds like you’re in the midst of a genuine battle against the elements, and it’s understandable that this dreary daze of weather has significantly impacted your mood.

First, let’s acknowledge the fact that trudging through puddles across campus and arriving at classes like you just got done with swimming practice can be disheartening. The last thing you want to do is look like you’re unprepared for class just to be uncomfortable in soaked clothes the entire time. To make this rainy fall more bearable, there are several strategies that you can employ to make your dreary days survivable and your social life intact: 

Gear up for the weather: you should invest in a good-quality waterproof jacket, a sturdy umbrella that won’t break when the wind comes in, and some waterproof footwear. Having these materials can make your life much easier when the weather is unavoidable. Having this gear can make a significant difference when braving the elements. 

Plan your route: take some time to map out the best routes around campus to minimize your exposure to the elements. For example, if you’re going to Roselawn from the woods quad, you should cut through the Campus Center to avoid the rain as much as possible. You can also look for walkways with less puddles! A little planning can go a long way in minimizing your exposure to the rain. 

Create a rainy day routine: why not find ways to make your rainy day commutes more enjoyable? Consider listening to your favorite music or podcast while strolling in the rain. Not only can this lift your spirits, but make your time in the rain more enjoyable. You can also treat yourself to a nice cup of tea in the morning, comfy clothes, anything that will make the day a little better since you will have to face the elements. 

Stay indoors as much as you can: on the days where it feels like the rain is unbearable, go to class and then make plans to spend the majority of the time inside. Make plans with your friends for a fun board game night, a movie night, or an indoor study session with your friends. Between classes stick close to the buildings, spending time getting work done in study areas that are safe from the weather. 

Focus on the positive: remember that the rain is a necessary part of life, as much as it may be a nuisance for the time being. Remember the comfort of fun days inside, cozy comforts on rainy days, or embracing the beauty of nature in its soaked state. 

Be flexible: Accept that rainy days are just a part of the season, and it’s okay to be sad about that. Acknowledging your feelings can help you cope with the angst you may feel. Focus on the joy in little things, like the smell of fall that comes in the dry moments or the sweet smell of the fresh rain. 

Remember, this rainy season will eventually pass and the leaves will change, it will be a beautiful autumn. Until then, take care of yourself, stay dry, and make the most of the situation. With a bit of preparation and a good attitude, you can navigate this soaking season. 

Wishing you all the best as you brave the elements, 

Wise. 

Dear Rain Attractor,

Clearly, the rain is your fault. Something you’re doing is bringing the rain to campus. It could be something in your possession, like a trinket or something, Chaotically rummage through all of your belongings, and try to find what it could be. It could be a new necklace you bought, a shirt you’ve had for a while, or a ring you regularly wear. Try wearing different things, and see if the rain lessens.

Some people themselves, may also be rain attractors, as opposed to items they wear. You could try getting a haircut, painting your nails a different color, anything to throw off the rain. Changing different smaller things may help to throw it off to a point where it forgets you are a rain attracter. 

If all these suggestions don’t work, you will have to do a rain-attractor-ender ceremony. You will need; a caf fork, a drop of water from the fountain, a pen from the President’s Office, Jerry Holsopple’s glasses, and some grass from the hill. Put these all in any form of water, exactly three feet deep, and repeat these words. “I am tired of the rain. Rain please go away, I am tired of you.” 

This is guaranteed to work. Do not ask me how I know about this, or how I know it works. I just know these things and you need not concern yourself with how. Hopefully, this solves your rain problems!

Best,

A former rain attracter.